--- title: Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT) lang: en type: tour city: Amsterdam country: Netherlands price: 30 currency: EUR price_unit: per_person availability: bookable rating: 4.9 reviews: 118 duration_minutes: 150 languages: [en] free_cancellation: "true" rank_in_category: 20 of 33 (Walking Tours) schedule_checked: 2026-10-22 data_updated: 2026-10-22 canonical: https://guidekin.com/netherlands/amsterdam/tours/rude-bastards-tour-of-amsterdam-cyhit/ --- # Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT) In our comparison: #20 of 33 in Walking Tours, by rating weighted by review volume (table below). ## Overview We are the only City Tour that’s fun, alternative & politically incorrect. Unlike free walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, our Fun Walking Tour delivers a brutally honest, genuinely funny take on Amsterdam’s history; packed with dark comedy and plenty of laughs. Expect politically incorrect humor and stories about the Dutch Golden Age, colonial trade, the Red Light District and Amsterdam during WWII that many guides wouldn’t dare to tell. Our guides are locals and have stories, not scripts, so every tour comes with its own personality, jokes and surprises. You’ll also discover how Amsterdam’s past shaped the city you see today. Starting at Centraal Station, we walk through Dam Square and Amsterdam’s historic centre, exploring the Dutch Golden Age, the Red Light District, colonial history and the story of Anne Frank. Book your spot now and join us for the stories, laughs and memories! ## Before you book - Meeting point: GVB building - Centraal station. - Starts 12:00: one departure a day - Food not included: bring or buy your own - Wheelchair accessible: operator-marked - Strollers OK: infants accepted **Pickup:** No hotel pickup: everyone meets at the start point ## Key facts - Price: from €30 per person - Duration: 2h 30m - Rating: 4.9/5 from 118 reviews (collected from Guidekin & Viator & Tripadvisor) - Free cancellation (see policy below) - Operator: Rude Bastards Tour Berlin - Group: Shared tour - Guide languages: English - Start times: 12:00 - Booking: Instant confirmation, mobile ticket - Price checked on Viator: 2026-10-22 ## Reviews 4.9 from 118 ratings on Guidekin, Viator & Tripadvisor. 97% of ratings with a star breakdown are 4 or 5 stars: 114 of 118. - 5 stars: 110 (93%) - 4 stars: 4 (3%) - 3 stars: 4 (3%) - 2 stars: 0 (0%) - 1 star: 0 (0%) ## What's included - Local Guide ## Not included - Gratuities - Lunch ## Itinerary 1. **Centraal Station** (25m) - Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam. 2. **Cafe Karpershoek** (15m) - Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606! 3. **Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna** (10m) - This is one of the oldest inhabited parts of the city. Your guide will describe how life was like back then, how much fun it was and what kind of stuff they dug up from this area. 4. **Dam Square & Damstraat** (20m) - We will share what each century contributed and what changes were done at this location. Naturally describe all the other modern day events that go on here as well. Oh yes, there are some cool buildings too! 5. **Begijnhof** (15m) - This stop we will talk about who stayed in these places, its interesting history and its uses for today. Could be fun! 6. **Museum Het Rembrandthuis** (15m) - Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt was and all the crazy things that he did. Wrap up the overview of Amsterdam. 7. **Amsterdam Museum** (15m) - We will have a chat about the type of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam. Of course the surrounding buildings and area . 8. **Bloemenmarkt** (5m) - A brief background on how it started and where it is today! 9. **The Waag** (25m) - This is where conclude our tour and share about all the madness around us and retract on the things we got to see. ## Schedule - Runs: daily - Departures: 12:00 - Schedule last checked: 2026-10-22 - These are published departures, not a live seat count; availability is confirmed at checkout. ## Cancellation For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time. ## Meeting point GVB building - Centraal station. Guide will be OUTSIDE with a mini yellow flag! (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje) ## Good to know - Wheelchair accessible - Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller - Service animals allowed - Public transportation options are available nearby - Suitable for all physical fitness levels ## Compared with other Walking Tours | Tour | Price | Duration | Rating | Group | |---|---|---|---|---| | **This tour · #20 of 33** | €30 | 2h 30m | 4.9 (118) | shared | | [Small Group Walking Tour in Amsterdam with Friendly and Fun Guide](/netherlands/amsterdam/tours/small-group-walking-tour-in-amsterdam-with-friendly-and-fun-guide/?format=md) | €34 | 3h | 4.99 (355) | shared | | [Humans of Amsterdam - Unique Cultural Walking Tour](/netherlands/amsterdam/tours/humans-of-amsterdam-unique-cultural-walking-tour/?format=md) | €119 | 4h | 4.98 (348) | shared | | [Hello Amsterdam: Small-Group Introduction Walking Tour](/netherlands/amsterdam/tours/hello-amsterdam-small-group-introduction-walking-tour/?format=md) | €29 | 2h | 4.95 (770) | shared | Ranked #20 of 33 in Walking Tours by Guidekin score (rating weighted by review volume). Prices here run from €3 to €165, median €30; typical length 2h. 10 of 33 are private. Figures are live from the tour cards; the rubric is our handpicked set, not the whole market. Full list: https://guidekin.com/netherlands/amsterdam/walking-tours-amsterdam/?format=md ## More in Amsterdam - All Amsterdam tours: https://guidekin.com/netherlands/amsterdam/?format=md - This page as HTML: https://guidekin.com/netherlands/amsterdam/tours/rude-bastards-tour-of-amsterdam-cyhit/ Filters, the full catalogue and the URL contract for this city: https://guidekin.com/netherlands/amsterdam/?format=md