---
title: The Dirty Olde Town Walking tour - Adults only
lang: en
type: tour
city: Edinburgh
country: United Kingdom
price: 714
currency: EUR
price_unit: per_group
availability: bookable
rating: 4.98
reviews: 40
duration_minutes: 90
duration_max_minutes: 120
languages: [en]
free_cancellation: true
rank_in_category: 14 of 33 (Walking Tours)
schedule_checked: 2026-10-01
data_updated: 2026-10-01
canonical: https://guidekin.com/uk/edinburgh/tours/the-dirty-olde-town-walking-tour-adults-only/
---

# The Dirty Olde Town Walking tour - Adults only

**Guidekin's take:** Old Town stories come with deliberate irreverence, swearing and offensive jokes on a private tour for your party. The guided walk is for adults only, with up to fifteen guests, and is priced per group; moderate fitness is required. 4.98 from 40 reviews at €714 per group/vehicle for 1h 30m–2h.

## Overview

This is an Adults only walking tour of Edinburgh so no screaming kids to worry about, small groups (15 max) and plenty of bad language.

Let us take you on the most fun and outrageous walking tour in All of Scotland.

A walking tour with lots of History made for people who hate history.

See and hear the stories of the old town of Edinburgh and alot of absolute bullsh** too!

## Key facts

- Price: from €714 per group/vehicle
- Duration: 1h 30m–2h
- Rating: 4.98/5 from 40 reviews (collected from Guidekin & Viator & Tripadvisor)
- Free cancellation (see policy below)
- Recommended by 100% of travellers (share of four- and five-star reviews)
- Operator: Dirty Daves

## What's included

- Guided walking tour
- dirty offensive and bad jokes

## Itinerary

1. **Edinburgh Old Town** (pass by, no stop) - Walk around the Edinburgh old town. Seeing all the most important sights, hearing the stories of the people and places that make the city so special.

## Schedule

- Runs: daily
- Schedule last checked: 2026-10-01
- These are published departures, not a live seat count; availability is confirmed at checkout.

## Cancellation

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

## Meeting point

I Will be Standing outside the royal mile Tavern waiting for you to arrive.
Map: https://www.google.com/maps/place/?q=place_id:ChIJZdoTioXHh0gRoXo9eV4l61A

## Good to know

- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
- Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

## Cost for your party

| People | Total | Per person |
|---|---|---|
| 2 | €714 | €357 |
| 4 | €714 | €179 |
| 6 | €714 | €119 |

Cheapest option for that party size from the operator's current price tiers; the calendar shows the exact figure for your date. Shared tours in Walking Tours start at €4 per person.

## Compared with other Walking Tours

| Tour | Price | Duration | Rating | Group |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| **This tour · #14 of 33** | €714 per group | 1h 30m–2h | 4.98 (40) | private |
| [Edinburgh Old Town: Historical Guided Walking Tour](/uk/edinburgh/tours/edinburgh-old-town-historical-guided-walking-tour/?format=md) | €24 | 2h | 4.97 (1669) | shared |
| [The Mountebank Comedy Walk of Edinburgh](/uk/edinburgh/tours/the-mountebank-comedy-walk-of-edinburgh/?format=md) | €31 | 2h | 4.96 (2008) | shared |
| [Private Old Edinburgh Tour - Walk in the footsteps of Royals and Rogues!](/uk/edinburgh/tours/private-old-edinburgh-tour-walk-in-the-footsteps-of-royals-and-rogues/?format=md) | €131 per group | 2h | 4.99 (242) | private |

Ranked #14 of 33 in Walking Tours by Guidekin score (rating weighted by review volume). Prices here run from €4 to €114, median €31; typical length 2h. 9 of 33 are private. Figures are live from the tour cards; the rubric is our handpicked set, not the whole market.

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