Old Town stories come with deliberate irreverence, swearing and offensive jokes on a private tour for your party. The guided walk is for adults only, with up to fifteen guests, and is priced per group; moderate fitness is required. 4.98 from 40 reviews at €714 per group/vehicle for 1h 30m–2h.
This is an Adults only walking tour of Edinburgh so no screaming kids to worry about, small groups (15 max) and plenty of bad language.
Let us take you on the most fun and outrageous walking tour in All of Scotland.
A walking tour with lots of History made for people who hate history.
See and hear the stories of the old town of Edinburgh and alot of absolute bullsh** too!
This tour runs daily. It runs year-round. These are the operator’s scheduled departures, not a live seat count: availability is confirmed at checkout. Schedule last checked October 1, 2026.
I Will be Standing outside the royal mile Tavern waiting for you to arrive.
Open in Google Mapstour ends at the national museum
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
| 1+ days | Full refund |
| 0-1 days | No refund |
| Tour | Price | Duration | Rating | Group |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| This tour · #14 of 33 | €714 per group | 1h 30m–2h | 4.98 (40) | private |
| Edinburgh Old Town: Historical Guided Walking Tour | €24 | 2h | 4.97 (1669) | shared |
| The Mountebank Comedy Walk of Edinburgh | €31 | 2h | 4.96 (2008) | shared |
| Private Old Edinburgh Tour - Walk in the footsteps of Royals and Rogues! | €131 per group | 2h | 4.99 (242) | private |
Ranked #14 of 33 in Walking Tours by Guidekin score (rating weighted by review volume). Prices here run from €4 to €114, median €31; typical length 2h. 9 of 33 are private. Figures are live from the tour cards; the rubric is our handpicked set, not the whole market. Compare all 33 Walking Tours